1) You find your life partner through *song*. Horseshoe karaoke anyone?
2) You get to be involved in a Parade. ALL OF THE TIME.
3) You would get to say NOOT NOOT without anyone looking at you weirdly
4) You'd have a *huge* publishing house named after you and you'd receive these awesome jumpers. For free.
5) You'd get to walk down the street to Star Wars without any questions
6) You could have starred in the greatest Christmas advert of all time
7) Got a black tie event coming up? Don't worry about your outfit, you're sorted.
8) You might not be able to fly, but boy you'd be able to swim
9) Forget walking everywhere, you'd get around by traveling on your STOMACH. What's more fun than that?
10) You'd get to meet loads of cool people, who would later go on to voice you in a HUGE movie...
11)...speaking of which, you could have been in Happy Feet (or at least an animated version of you)
12) You'd get invited to loads of cool movie premieres, like The Mary Poppins 40th edition one!
13) You'd just be the cutest thing around - why wouldn't you want to be a penguin?!
2) You get to be involved in a Parade. ALL OF THE TIME.
3) You would get to say NOOT NOOT without anyone looking at you weirdly
4) You'd have a *huge* publishing house named after you and you'd receive these awesome jumpers. For free.
5) You'd get to walk down the street to Star Wars without any questions
6) You could have starred in the greatest Christmas advert of all time
7) Got a black tie event coming up? Don't worry about your outfit, you're sorted.
8) You might not be able to fly, but boy you'd be able to swim
9) Forget walking everywhere, you'd get around by traveling on your STOMACH. What's more fun than that?
10) You'd get to meet loads of cool people, who would later go on to voice you in a HUGE movie...
11)...speaking of which, you could have been in Happy Feet (or at least an animated version of you)
12) You'd get invited to loads of cool movie premieres, like The Mary Poppins 40th edition one!
13) You'd just be the cutest thing around - why wouldn't you want to be a penguin?!
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